Where's the fire?!
Ok, people on the ROAD just don't seem to be getting the darn point!!
Isn't it a godforsaken RULE that you aren't supposed to be overtaking from the left? What the heck is wrong with you? Do you want to lose a limb and be incapable of growing your family? MAGGOTS!
Really - you should follow these rules, this goes to you - the guy on the two wheeler who wants to overtake a big car from the left on a BIDIRECTIONAL 25ft road:
1) We are NOT in the US! We are FAR AWAY from it, we are in GOOD OL' INDIA.
2) What do we do in India? We OVERTAKE from the RIGHT, we DO NOT and I repeat, DO NOT OVERTAKE FROM THE LEFT.
3) If you DO OVERTAKE FROM THE LEFT, BAD things will happen to you, the cock will start crowing and finally go LIMP! Get this into your thick SKULL!
4) VALUE your LIFE, for all you care - there are a billion dollars just waiting to come and rain on your sorry ass tomorrow.
5) A minute or two of CAREFUL driving will NOT make yo' mama's superbly cooked UDDINA VADA go COLD! BE PATIENT! ( oh btw, notice the delicate yet subtle usage of pure Kannada pronunciations with the "A" being added at the end of UDDIN"A")
Jeez, be safe you arseholes!! Stop complaining about the darn traffic when you cannot follow simple rules!!
JERKS!
-V
Isn't it a godforsaken RULE that you aren't supposed to be overtaking from the left? What the heck is wrong with you? Do you want to lose a limb and be incapable of growing your family? MAGGOTS!
Really - you should follow these rules, this goes to you - the guy on the two wheeler who wants to overtake a big car from the left on a BIDIRECTIONAL 25ft road:
1) We are NOT in the US! We are FAR AWAY from it, we are in GOOD OL' INDIA.
2) What do we do in India? We OVERTAKE from the RIGHT, we DO NOT and I repeat, DO NOT OVERTAKE FROM THE LEFT.
3) If you DO OVERTAKE FROM THE LEFT, BAD things will happen to you, the cock will start crowing and finally go LIMP! Get this into your thick SKULL!
4) VALUE your LIFE, for all you care - there are a billion dollars just waiting to come and rain on your sorry ass tomorrow.
5) A minute or two of CAREFUL driving will NOT make yo' mama's superbly cooked UDDINA VADA go COLD! BE PATIENT! ( oh btw, notice the delicate yet subtle usage of pure Kannada pronunciations with the "A" being added at the end of UDDIN"A")
Jeez, be safe you arseholes!! Stop complaining about the darn traffic when you cannot follow simple rules!!
JERKS!
-V
posted by V at 10:10 AM
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