Toilet screams and Effigies

So the man's back again, with more N's and not just for 4-5 mins, back for 3 whole hours!

After sufficiently nasalling all his listeners..... lookie! - Captain CapMan is back with his touching and emotional story of luv. Yes LUV, not LOVE, but L-U-V. May the elements shower all the N's on this movie, all sorts of N's. This is going to be bigger than all 3 SpiderMan movies put together. Our answer to Hollywood! Take that you firangs!

People who want to understand how the loo feels, go watch it. Priceless education!

Burning effigies because Shilpa "Big Brother" Shetty was kissed left, right and centre ( Literally ) by Richard Gere - wow, that's a lot of jealousy isay! Looks like the chaps really wanted to be in Mr.Gere's big shoes :D

-V

Where's the fire?!

Ok, people on the ROAD just don't seem to be getting the darn point!!

Isn't it a godforsaken RULE that you aren't supposed to be overtaking from the left? What the heck is wrong with you? Do you want to lose a limb and be incapable of growing your family? MAGGOTS!

Really - you should follow these rules, this goes to you - the guy on the two wheeler who wants to overtake a big car from the left on a BIDIRECTIONAL 25ft road:

1) We are NOT in the US! We are FAR AWAY from it, we are in GOOD OL' INDIA.

2) What do we do in India? We OVERTAKE from the RIGHT, we DO NOT and I repeat, DO NOT OVERTAKE FROM THE LEFT.

3) If you DO OVERTAKE FROM THE LEFT, BAD things will happen to you, the cock will start crowing and finally go LIMP! Get this into your thick SKULL!

4) VALUE your LIFE, for all you care - there are a billion dollars just waiting to come and rain on your sorry ass tomorrow.

5) A minute or two of CAREFUL driving will NOT make yo' mama's superbly cooked UDDINA VADA go COLD! BE PATIENT! ( oh btw, notice the delicate yet subtle usage of pure Kannada pronunciations with the "A" being added at the end of UDDIN"A")

Jeez, be safe you arseholes!! Stop complaining about the darn traffic when you cannot follow simple rules!!

JERKS!

-V

Mixed Fruit Jam.

I am not talking about Kissan.

No, I am not talking about the Bangalore Rock 'n Roll band either.

I am talking about my head. Not my head literally, the thoughts inside it/him.

It's been such a roller-coaster few weeks. Amazing surprises, good ones - one of 'em which will keep me happy for a year now :D and some real disappointing ones. Murphy's law holds good with me sometimes...... good ol' Murphy.

Oh btw - check this out - wow what an amazing vent for all those untold feelings inside, s00per stuff - thebangaloretorpedo.blogspot.com

It's a strange world this, strange people, strange ways of life, strange clothes, strange hang-out places, strange habits... Strange.

People these days are so full of themselves that they do not seem to realize that there is a whole lot of shit happening around them which can/cannot affect them - I think it's leading to a point where the "care" and "warmth" of the people in Bangalore is disappearing ALARMINGLY! Yes, throw caution to the wind my friend! Now I know that aliens really do exist! Well, you figure out what I am talking about.

Quasar's looking for vocalists - so if you sing well and can carry it off with amazing stage presence, you can talk to me.

My eyes are burning from the roller-coaster ride of these s00per and weird things happening in my life over the past few weeks - I fervently HOPE, that everything works out for the best..

Hope.

-V